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« Reply #105 on May 21, 2008, 11:33am » | ![[Quote]](http://s4.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
Scene 37
LL: Do you know which Auburn Tigers I really like?
WE: Finally. I've been waiting forever to talk Auburn Tigers Football.
Slag: Yeah, cause you never do that. 
WE gives Slag a withering stare.
WE: Go ahead Larry.
LL: My favourite Auburn Tigers are the Round Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley and The Riffleman, Chuck Person.
WE: What?
Slag breaks out into uncontrollable laughter.
LL: Barkley and Person.
WE: They weren't football players. I mean Barkley was big enough but still.
LL: I know, they played basketball.
WE: Basketball players don't count.
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| | Re: The Rose Bowl Adventure (aka Road Trip III)
« Reply #106 on May 22, 2008, 8:13am » | |
May 21, 2008, 11:33am, LarryLegend wrote:Scene 37
LL: I know, they played basketball.
WE: Basketball players don't count. |
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LMFAO!
and that is exactly something I would say. 
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| | Re: The Rose Bowl Adventure (aka Road Trip III)
« Reply #107 on May 24, 2008, 3:41pm » | |
Scene 38
We flash to Daisy and Matt.
MM: So you're a teacher?
Daisy: Professor.
MM: Well thats like a teacher isn't it?
Daisy: Yes.
MM: Where do you teach?
Daisy: I'm at ........
An air horn blows drowning out the answer.
MM: What do you teach?
Daisy: I teach.........
An air horn blows drowning out the answer.
Writer's Note: I have no idea how to answer those questions. Daisy is free to tell me what to put there.
MM: A prof. Cool.
Daisy: Thanks.
MM (Singing): I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
Daisy: I have to go now.
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| | Re: The Rose Bowl Adventure (aka Road Trip III)
« Reply #108 on Aug 18, 2008, 2:02pm » | |
Scene 39
Daisy has come back and sits down with the boys.
WE: What happened?
Daisy: He started singing "Hot for teacher" so I left.
WE: I see. Can't blame you.
USC has the ball and begins their first drive of the second half. Leinart hits Jarrett for three passes totaling 35 yards, and White adds the final 17 yards over two carries, capping the seven-play, 62-yard drive with a three-yard touchdown run, his second of the game The touchdown put the Trojans ahead by one, 17-16.
LL: Touchdown. Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. USC! USC! USC!
In your face Slag.
Slag: Enjoy it while you can.
WE: What a drive. That Leinart to Jarret combo reminds me of Sullivan to Beasley, only not as good. Of course nobody else was that good. Best comb ever.
LL: Better than Montana-Rice?
WE: Without a doubt.
Slag: What about Unitas-Berry?
WE: No question.
Daisy: Manning-Harrison?
WE: Yep.
Slag: I don't think David Lee Roth is the only one who's crazy from the heat.
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| | Re: The Rose Bowl Adventure (aka Road Trip III)
« Reply #109 on Aug 27, 2008, 8:40am » | |
Hahaha... never gets old, Larry. 
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| | Re: The Rose Bowl Adventure (aka Road Trip III)
« Reply #110 on Aug 28, 2008, 8:07pm » | |
Scene 40
USC has just scored to go ahead 17-16. Larry is taunting Slag. Slag is taunting Larry. Eagle is pontificating on Auburn Football. Daisy is acting like a mature adult (Hey, somebody has too).
Daisy (thinks to self): Maybe I left too soon. Suddenly Matt singing Van Halen doesn't seem so bad.
Texas has the ball. Relying on the running of Jamaal Charles and Vince Young, they methodically move the ball down the field.
Slag: That my friend is a running attack. I tell you, it reminds me of the great Ricky Williams.
LL: Are you saying Charles and Young are stoned right now?
Slag: No!!! How can you slander two fine Texas athletes like that?
LL: You said they reminded you of Ricky Williams, a player currently under suspension from the NFL because he keeps flunking drug tests. I naturally assumed you meant they were stoners.
Slag: Yeah and if a back reminds you of OJ, its safe to assume that means they're killers right?
LL: You just crossed the line man. The line is just a dot to you.
WE: For the record, Auburn's players are neither drug addicts or killers.
Daisy (thinks to self): I wonder what Matt's doing.
Daisy: Quiet, I'm trying to watch the game.
Vince Young scores from 14 yards out, and Pino's successful extra point attempt moves the Longhorns back ahead, 23-17.
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« Reply #111 on Aug 28, 2008, 9:58pm » | |
Scene 41
Slag: Oh yeah. Who's got the lead now Legend?
*Slag gets up and high fives the fans around him. He then begins to dance*
Daisy: At least he's not wearing a tutu.
WE: He saves that for the end of the game to celebrate big wins.
Daisy: Good thing we get that group discount on therapy.
WE: I think we paid for his house and his sports car.
Slag: See Legend. Bad things happen when you mess with Texas.
LL: I stand by my Ricky Williams comments. Where's he going to play this year? The Tokers League?
Slag: I hear maybe the CFL and Toronto.
LL: Whatever.
Slag: I bet if he does he rushes for 3000 yards and 50 tds.
LL: Ha. He'd be so stoned he won't break 600 yards and 3 tds.
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| | Re: The Rose Bowl Adventure (aka Road Trip III)
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« Reply #113 on Sept 29, 2008, 2:41pm » | |
Scene 42
USC has the ball and is trailing 23-17.
LL: Our turn. Time to take back the lead.
Slag: Dream on! Dream On! Dream on. Dream until your dream comes true.
LL: Dude, you are so not Steve Tyler.
Slag: That's your opinion.
Daisy: Never a dull moment with you guys is there?
WE: Never.
Although USC had been stopped on a 4th and short attempt earlier in the game, they decide to make the same gamble again on 4th and 1 from the 12.
Slag: You're getting shut down here Legend. Shut down.
LL: Yeah, a Texas fan should know about shutting it down, seeing as Ricky Williams shut it down for the chronic.
WE: Do you know who could shut it down? Zeke Smith.
Daisy: Who?
WE: Auburn, All-American from the late 1950's.
Lendale White muscles it all the way to the end zone and the score is 24-23 USC.
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